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    Info Oscar Pistorius - Poor taste?

    It had to happen
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    Oscar wanted to get a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.


    Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.


    If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

    His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

    Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

    Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

    Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

    New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious Never creep up on Oscar Pistorius."

    Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

    New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder … footprints !

    She didn't notice Oscar stalking her.. It was the silence of the limbs.



    Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
























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    Default Re: Oscar Pistorius - Poor taste?

    New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious Never creep up on Oscar Pistorius."

    Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic

    Bwahahahaha!!


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    Default Re: Oscar Pistorius - Poor taste?

    Oscar Pistorius - Poor taste?

    Yes!

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