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    Attention Peanut

    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
    He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
    middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
    turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
    He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

    He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
    became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
    with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
    daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
    The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
    shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
    When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
    The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young
    man insisted that it was nothing.
    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
    'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when
    he grows older?'



    Spoiler:
    The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law
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