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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Cyprus. Fucking mint mate. Laughed like fuck at that.

    GTI have you not tried sleep rutting the Mrs yet?


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    Wet dream pmsl.

    Years since that has happened to me.

    Was your bellend stuck to your belly?

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    GTI have you not tried sleep rutting the Mrs yet?
    That would mean getting out of my bed, crossing the room and then getting into her bed, without an invitation.... that sounds most improper
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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    Back in my younger days a lady friend of mine was coming to visit for a few days so I saved my load for an entire week in the hope of impressing her with a huge cum shot. Understand, up until then I was spanking the monkey at least 3 times a day so my body was in full production mode to keep up with demand.

    The fateful day came.

    I was laying down on my back and her kissing, which had started with my lips slowly descended, to my neck, my chest...lower, lower, until eventually her chin was wedged against my quivering, raging erection.

    Happy with what she saw, she starting slurping hungrily on my velvet headed warrior. After what felt like an eternity of holding back (but in real time more like 30 seconds) I finally couldn't take it any more and what happened next was an event of Biblical proportions. There was no warning, no shortness of breath before the big push. It just happened. The flood gates were truly opened, the torrent let loose while her lips were still firmly wrapped around my Mount Vesuvius.

    The initial "spurt" was not initial at all, it just kept coming and coming until her mouth was full but it still didn't stop. I was literally pissing cum. Her eyes bulged and she started to choke, cum shot out of her nostrils. She released me as she threw back her head, spitting cum all over my groin, gasping for air, coughing spluttering, eyes tearful...while I was laughing my fucking arse off, still cumming hard on her hair as her face was resting on my lap.

    What a fucking experience. I was laughing for so long and so hard, I must have woken up my parents in the room next door.

    GTI, enjoy the weekend!
    Someone sent me a Chinese/Japanese video on wotsapp of something like this but must be fake as follows her round the room spraying her with it til she soaked pretty much head to toe and I mean literally head to toe in it last a good minute. If remember at home will try and upload.

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    That would mean getting out of my bed, crossing the room and then getting into her bed, without an invitation.... that sounds most improper
    WTF, has your relationship not got as far as sharing a bed yet ?
    Is separate beds the norm ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    That would mean getting out of my bed, crossing the room and then getting into her bed, without an invitation.... that sounds most improper
    You need to sort that shit out man, not sleeping in the same bed, a massive WTF

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    It least they're in the same room.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by funkyg View Post
    It least they're in the same room.
    So you dont even sleep in the same room as your partner

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Same room? My wife lives in a different house!
    The bird's parent have separate rooms from each other though, because of snoring apparently.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by funkyg View Post
    Same room? My wife lives in a different house!
    The bird's parent have separate rooms from each other though, because of snoring apparently.
    Why? if you dont mind me asking

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    I'm still going.

    haven't had a wet dream. But my dreams are all about sex.

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    Default GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ss30 View Post
    Why? if you dont mind me asking
    Lol, we're separated.
    My Gf on the other hand sleeps about 3 inches away from me.

    Didn't Tim Burton and Helena Bonham-Carter live in different houses?
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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    Forgive me bros for I have fapped

    It was supposed to be a romantic evening last night, with me getting ready to unleash my fully recharged custard cannon. Instead she told me she was going to bed early as she had a bad headache and the first twinges of her period.

    With an entire evening ahead of me I thought I would do a little edging (fapping up until the point of climax and then backing down). I did this several times and then for whatever reason I went too far... the first spurt almost hit the wall and I continued to haemoragge baby batter until my goo bazooka finally stopped twitching. Oddly it was not at all pleasurable, probably due to the guilt and disappointment. Anyway once I had released my load, I thought fuck it and went onto pornhub to plunder their archive of hairy MILF videos (my favourite genre) and wanked myself close to a stroke.

    The best thing to do once you've fallen off the wagon is get back on, so I will start again tomorrow.
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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Forgive me bros for I have fapped

    It was supposed to be a romantic evening last night, with me getting ready to unleash my fully recharged custard cannon. Instead she told me she was going to bed early as she had a bad headache and the first twinges of her period.

    With an entire evening ahead of me I thought I would do a little edging (fapping up until the point of climax and then backing down). I did this several times and then for whatever reason I went too far... the first spurt almost hit the wall and I continued to haemoragge baby batter until my goo bazooka finally stopped twitching. Oddly it was not at all pleasurable, probably due to the guilt and disappointment. Anyway once I had released my load, I thought fuck it and went onto pornhub to plunder their archive of hairy MILF videos (my favourite genre) and wanked myself close to a stroke.

    The best thing to do once you've fallen off the wagon is get back on, so I will start again tomorrow.
    Lol
    Your so funny GTi

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    I'm going to try and go fap free....

    Wish me luck as I'm single and live alone.

    Thanks to katana

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Forgive me bros for I have fapped

    It was supposed to be a romantic evening last night, with me getting ready to unleash my fully recharged custard cannon. Instead she told me she was going to bed early as she had a bad headache and the first twinges of her period.

    With an entire evening ahead of me I thought I would do a little edging (fapping up until the point of climax and then backing down). I did this several times and then for whatever reason I went too far... the first spurt almost hit the wall and I continued to haemoragge baby batter until my goo bazooka finally stopped twitching. Oddly it was not at all pleasurable, probably due to the guilt and disappointment. Anyway once I had released my load, I thought fuck it and went onto pornhub to plunder their archive of hairy MILF videos (my favourite genre) and wanked myself close to a stroke.

    The best thing to do once you've fallen off the wagon is get back on, so I will start again tomorrow.

    You fucking Judas ;-)

    I on the other hand am still going strong.

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    An old internet favourite

    God-kills-kitten.jpg

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    "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted god gets quite irate"

    We're all going to hell !

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    Quote Originally Posted by katana View Post
    I'm going to try and go fap free....

    Wish me luck as I'm single and live alone.

    Same as me. I'm not just going wank-free though. I'm going celibate. I feel like a mormon, minus the 7 wives.

    I'm in my 6th day of it so far. It's been hell. I'm purposely avoiding women.

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    Default Re: GTi's No FAP (masturbation) resolution thread

    What happened to that silly idea eh??

    {sigh} I am a failure
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