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    Funny Sex with the teacher

    After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home.
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    His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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    Default Re: Sex with the teacher

    And I thought this thread was going to be about Fred Talbot.

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    Default Re: Sex with the teacher

    Oh dear, this joke has been around and post on DF since the beginning of time....really you should CHooo CHoooo to the HOS!

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    Default Re: Sex with the teacher

    I liked it. It spurred me on to look at past teacher jokes and this one needs to be told again:

    A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"


    And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"


    And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"


    And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."

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    Default Re: Sex with the teacher

    Quote Originally Posted by brumbino View Post
    Oh dear, this joke has been around and post on DF since the beginning of time....really you should CHooo CHoooo to the HOS!
    Ill HOS it if you can post links of the joke being posted before



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    What !!!
    don't hos my joke it may be old but it's still funny.


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