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    Wanker Traitorous Norverners!

    Haven't had a proper DF ruck in a long time... so I'm calling on all you Northern Monkies to BRING IT Just watch you don't spill my beer & lemonade based beverage

    Thousands sign petition calling for north of England to be part of Scotland

    Petition argues that northern English cities ‘feel far greater affinity with their Scottish counterparts than with ideologies of London-centric south’


    The petition argues that cities such as Manchester (pictured above) have much more in common with Glasgow and Edinburgh than those in the south of England. Photograph: Christopher Thomond for the Guardiand

    Thursday 14 May 2015 10.49 BSTLast modified on Thursday 14 May 201511.48 BST

    More than 12,000 people have signed a petition demanding the north of England break away from the “London-centric south” and join a new Scotland.
    The petition says the northern English cities “feel far greater affinity with their Scottish counterparts such as Glasgow and Edinburgh than with the ideologies of the London-centric south” and demands secession from the UK.
    Signatures to the Change.org petition were rising rapidly on Thursday before a visit to Manchester by George Osborne, the chancellor, and the only MP in the new Conservative cabinet with a northern English constituency.
    Osborne, MP for Tatton in Cheshire, is expected to set out his plans to offer northern cities more powers if they accept elected mayors as part of his “northern powerhouse” vision. Earlier this week the prime minister appointed the Stockton South MP, James Wharton, to be minister for the “northern powerhouse”, which is a non-cabinet role.
    The petition suggests the map of the UK be redrawn, extending Scotland’s southern borders along a line that runs between the mouth of the Humber and the Dee, which flows east from Wales via Chester and discharges to the sea between Wales and the Wirral peninsula in England.
    “New Scotland” would see Manchester, Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle and the rest of the north of England ruled from Edinburgh instead of London, with the Scottish National party holding the reins. The SNP won 56 out of the 59 Scottish seats in Westminster last week, leaving the Conservatives, Labour and Liberal Democrats with just one each.
    The petition was started last year during the Scottish referendum campaign but lay dormant following the no vote.
    It has received a new lease of life in the last week since the Conservatives won a majority in the general election, more than doubling the number of signatures in the past few days. The performance of the SNP’s Nicola Sturgeon in the first leaders’ debate impressed many voters in England, who took to Google to ask if they could vote for her party despite living south of the border.
    Started by a pun-lover called “Stu Dent”, who claims to be in Sheffield, the petition says: “The needs and challenges of the north cannot be understood by the endless parade of old Etonions [sic] lining the frontbenches of the House of Commons. The north of England should join the newly independent Scotland and regain control over its own destiny. We, the people of the north, demand that in the event that Scotland becomes independent the border between England and the New Scotland be drawn along a line that runs between the river Dee and the mouth of the Humber.”
    The Manchester Evening News has received the idea with great enthusiasm, coming up with a list of of reasons for and against Manchester joining Scotland. While the paper is likes the idea of a Caledonian-Mancunian cuisine mashup –“deep fried Bury black pudding anyone?” – and thinks the Loch Ness monster could enjoy a change of scenery by swimming in Heaton Park. But it doesn’t fancy swapping a good old Madchester rave for a ceilidh: “Gay Gordons? No, ta. We’ve got the Bez dance.”

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    I would rather cut off my balls than have anything to do with this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I would rather cut off my balls than have anything to do with this.
    I don't blame you... I wouldn't want to be ruled by Salmon and Sturgeon either (fishy pair of cunts)
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    Hadrian had the right idea, rebuild the wall and make it berlin size.

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    fek that, i will not be signing the thing

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    Default Re: Traitorous Norverners!

    How do you northerners say it?

    Ta Ta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I would rather cut off my balls than have anything to do with this.
    Quote Originally Posted by WRATH OF BOD View Post
    fek that, i will not be signing the thing
    This isn't much of a flame war.. you're all agreeing with the Southern Poof
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    Haha if we still had beekae it would have been great. He would have shown us.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    This isn't much of a flame war.. you're all agreeing with the Southern Poof
    ok, im not going to be associated with Ginger fekers, deep fried mars bars & Och aye the fekin noo
    lol is that better.

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    Oh dear... pathetic news.. The Scott's voted against Devolution, then the SNP wins Scotland convincingly and now they are trying to steal bits of England...

    Only one way to solve this... The Scott's had best get their blue facepaint out of the Netto carrier bags and bend over..

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    we are going to invade all of england a piece at a time.....freedom ya bass

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    I'd rather cut off Bertie's balls too!

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    Fuck that. I want nothing to do with the haggis eating cunts. Can't we just dig a trench too wide for the fat cunts to swim across ? About 20 meters should be enough

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    Default Re: Traitorous Norverners!

    Quote Originally Posted by WRATH OF BOD View Post
    deep fried mars bars
    Started in the chip shop next to Alton towers.

    Whatthefuckisnetto??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaygo View Post
    Whatthefuckisnetto??
    It's Scandinavian for value !

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    It's Scandinavian for value !
    Thanks for that we don't get em up here


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaygo View Post
    Thanks for that we don't get em up here
    Looks like the Scandinavians hate the skirt wearing fairies as well then

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmj2663 View Post
    Looks like the Scandinavians hate the skirt wearing fairies as well then
    The are geographically relatively close to Scotland and are worried the caber tossing cunts might launch one in their direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    The are geographically relatively close to Scotland and are worried the caber tossing cunts might launch one in their direction.
    Can see it all kicking off and Cabers getting tossed at all sorts of soft southern cunts


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaygo View Post
    Can see it all kicking off and Cabers getting tossed at all sorts of soft southern cunts


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    Out of interest, at what degree of latitude does an Englishman become a soft southern cunt?
    For me Birmingham is 'Oop North enough', but to some of you Jimmy Nail types Brummies are gayer than Christmas.

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