So apparently I need glasses?

My results from an eye test are...

R +2.00
L +1.50 -0.50 90.0

WTF does that mean - anyone know?

I asked about getting lasers (not like cyclops) and they said my eyesight was not bad enough to require laser correction? if they need fixing surely they need fixing?

If I get contact lenses are there any problems with them wearing every day?

I guess I can get glasses but think they are freakish so would rather avoid them if possible, am I fucked and gonna have to get them?

Maybe I should watch less porn is it that that is slowly making me go blind?