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    I think a few of you know about taobao and its vast range of products, for anyone in the dark its often cited as the ebay of china, but there's very little second hand stuff, its more of an amazon marketplace.

    Anyway, I was browsing the site randomly and somehow ended up in the womens underwear sections and noticed that some of the sales on there aren't exactly falling in with China's conservative history, plus many of the sellers seem to be providing their own, amateur style photos...





    https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm...4-dfd73e8490c1



    something for the feets lovers




    https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm...8-7bc6fc71f15a





    https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm...9-e8eeb3a0b2c9

    I think it's time I had a lie down....

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    Did you buy any of the above items?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Did you buy any of the above items?
    they dont come in XXXXXL sadly

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    for the last few days, due to my search history taobao has had more of the same at the foot of every page, which I have been ignoring, especially when the wife was around.

    Today, in a fit of desperation the site tried a little harder to attract my attention :







    which then...linked me to this....






    but...also this

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    Worth waiting for the "my party" pic.

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    Yer a sick man puds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lagigolo View Post
    Worth waiting for the "my party" pic.

    here ya go





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    she's certainly dispelling a few myths about Chinese girls.....

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    Fuck me. Few of them were very nice.

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    That is an epic camel toe

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    £1.90 buys you this little number




    an interesting function of taobao is that buyers can post pictures of the items they recieve, as often the thing you get looks nothing like the item in the pictures, this sometimes has some fruitful results...







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    few more to keep you going...





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    Booked my ticket to China...!

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    Keeping my thread alive with some of the customers pics that I mentioned before. I am not sure if customers get a discount for sending in pictures of themselves wearing their purchases, but I found there is no shortage of girls wanting to show just how good the garments look on them.

    First up...

    item for sale...



    the buyers send in...


    another

    sale item :


    buyers:



    one more before my balls explode...

    sale image


    customer images:
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    a brief update as I stumbled across a few gems this morning while on the throne...

    Here's the item as posted by the seller. Not one I'd kick out of be for farting.



    but, the images submitted by the customers...

    first came this, slightly sassy shot



    a few sales further down...



    and on the second page...NSFW
    Spoiler:



    I google translated one of the comments pages and apart from the usual comments, one buyer remarked how great it was getting banged in the skirt.

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    What is it about young women voluntarily posting scantily clad pictures online? I just discovered /r/gonewild on reddit and it's my new favourite subreddit. Is this post modern feminism? Or just good old fashioned attention seeking? Maybe the Internet has starved even the most attractive girls of the attention they used to receive before men became inundated with options online? Whatever it is, I'm in favour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    a brief update as I stumbled across a few gems this morning while on the throne...

    Here's the item as posted by the seller. Not one I'd kick out of be for farting.



    but, the images submitted by the customers...

    first came this, slightly sassy shot



    a few sales further down...



    and on the second page...NSFW
    Spoiler:



    I google translated one of the comments pages and apart from the usual comments, one buyer remarked how great it was getting banged in the skirt.
    FFS thats one gaping axe wound, looks like a yawning hippo
    I notice they are really obsessed with their eyes, either photoshoping them round or wearing sunglasses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    What is it about young women voluntarily posting scantily clad pictures online? I just discovered /r/gonewild on reddit and it's my new favourite subreddit. Is this post modern feminism? Or just good old fashioned attention seeking? Maybe the Internet has starved even the most attractive girls of the attention they used to receive before men became inundated with options online? Whatever it is, I'm in favour.

    don't be pretending there aint a few dozen of your shots on ratemycock.com

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