If these give you a stiff of sorts, would they also take some slack out of my misses twat cos by Christ its big, its like walking into Wookey Hole.
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piggzy (3rd February 2016)
Mr floppy comes to town if I have had one to many bevies. A small bite of syldenafil and I mean a small bite of the tab and 15 mins later I'm a porn star. The best part is you can go again and again until your dick falls off.
I have the other problem. I can get a stiffy after bevies but can't finish. I can be pounding away for an hour but the custard trumpet won't spit the muck. She doesn't complain mind but I'm a stubborn fucker and insist I should get to Jizz too. I usually end up giving up and always regret the chaffed up broken and sometimes bloodied maggot the next morning.
No you dull twat its bigger than that, last time I had a look I heard a voice shout "have you seen my lorry" and that was the end of that muff dive.
piggzy (4th February 2016)
Tried that but the foam went loose, fell out and all I ended up with was a 10" cock with a fucking cunt shape stuck to its balls.
Not funny going to A&E explaining what, how and when to a doc and a hot nurse that wanted shagging.
I ended up getting it cut off and after a good wank by the nurse the swelling went down.
piggzy (5th February 2016)
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