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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    BREAMY
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    keep the cunt out of the BST
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muttleymacclad View Post
    Legal Eagle.
    Fucking quality!

    Welcome aboard Cunt. And like has been mentioned, no swearing.

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    This is going to cause so much confusion :-)

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    Default Re: Hi from Cunt

    Seems appropriate to post this then - http://is-a-cunt.com/

    Welcome to DF, cunt.

    Thanks to crazyal

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    Guys its I cunt I hope I'm the only member here on this forum called cunt because my mother always said I was special and my dad always called me a cunt so I know I'm special cos my parents said.

    Jokes aside, I 'am a new member I don't know who these other people are so in those mortal words....................... IAM GROOT.................. SORRY CUNT.

    Thanks for the laughs its nice to see a forum with like minded people just having a bit of fun so thank you all for the welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyal View Post
    Seems appropriate to post this then - http://is-a-cunt.com/

    Welcome to DF, cunt.
    Agree with the Bono is a cunt bit. What a cunt.

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    About twelve years ago I was going out with a girl whose favourite word was cunt. She thought it was such a powerful sexy word that she used to get turned on just hearing it. Never swore so much in my life. (">

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cunt View Post
    Thanks for the laughs its nice to see a forum with like minded people just having a bit of fun so thank you all for the welcome.
    You are going to fit right in around here. We're all a bunch of cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cunt View Post
    a arse shag.
    It's "an" arse shag you daft Cunt...


    Bilbo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    BREAMY
    Seriously Mickey, you should know better. Can we keep this type of language off the board please. Thank you.

    Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

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    I'm still here, just got out of prison for mass murder but I got a fucking CUNT of a tag on my cock to keep me locked in doors.

    Owe by the way its "a" ok not "an" cos I don't know any fucking Ann's.

    Now I got free time I'm going to wank like silly cos my balls are full.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo_baggin View Post
    It's "an" arse shag you daft Cunt...


    Bilbo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cunt View Post
    I'm still here, just got out of prison for mass murder but I got a fucking CUNT of a tag on my cock to keep me locked in doors.

    Owe by the way its "a" ok not "an" cos I don't know any fucking Ann's.

    Now I got free time I'm going to wank like silly cos my balls are full.
    just my 2p but if you have been inside you would have been better wanking yourself silly in there (or ask for help im sure theirs plenty of men willing to help you out) and then come out to be a useful member of society

    but alas no, your still a cunt!

    enjoy the rest of your day!
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cunt View Post
    I'm still here, just got out of prison for mass murder but I got a fucking CUNT of a tag on my cock to keep me locked in doors.

    Owe by the way its "a" ok not "an" cos I don't know any fucking Ann's.

    Now I got free time I'm going to wank like silly cos my balls are full.
    Did you join before you were sent down? 6 months for mass murder!

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    Well he didn't specify mass murder of what... Certainly not people.

    Maybe he's very bad at karaoke! And murdered a mass of songs.


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    Thanks to DJ OD

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