just got out of hospital the other day, feeling much better

[Mystical_2K]

I'm finding my short term memory has been affected, don't know if its the drugs or because of the pneumonia/pulmonary oedema

short term memory or are you just feeling confused? if it keeps up go back to the doc and tell them

[stevo25]

I must admit ive had a wank to a few midgets today when I got home

https://youtu.be/LpnA5MTGroY

[Detector]

cheers steve ive had 2 more wanks to that, made my day

@mysticak 2k, I think its confusion but it seems to be getting better, I'm on 4 lots of tablets now and my chest feels better

[devs]

Chin up bud and get well soon!

[Detector]

just omway back to hospital with suspected phneumonia again

[stevo25]

just omway back to hospital with suspected phneumonia again

Awe shite, get well. The Food is shite in pinders

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[Mystical_2K]

just omway back to hospital with suspected phneumonia again

fucking hell mate your not having a good time are ya, hope your back out soon!

[Nikki]

hope all is ok det? keep us posted

[jaguar982]

Sounds like your havin a shit time m8 keep your picker up ;-)

Jag

[Detector]

back home now, was in abad way stats were 71% and at one point they thought I had cancer as my lymph nodes were enlarged same as my spleen

[CzarJunkie]

I've just cut your odds in the DF dead pool to 5/4. Don't croak just yet though, as I need to lay some of it off with Vegas.

[Rick Sanchez]

Bit late, sorry Det!

Sorry to hear you've been quite ill recently what is the latest situation with regards to your current situation? If their anything we can do to help buddy?

[Over Carl]

back home now, was in abad way stats were 71% and at one point they thought I had cancer as my lymph nodes were enlarged same as my spleen

They shat me up this time last year with similar talk - they said they found a lump in my stomach with enlarged localised lymph nodes, enlarged lymph nodes in right side lung - they told me stomach was my primary tumour and that had spread to a secondary tumour in my brain!

Apparently after they had a few more scans and MDT meetings they sussed out the stomach lump and enlarged lymph nodes was just my body fighting a minor infection, brain lump is actually a malformed blood vessel.

[piggzy]

just omway back to hospital with suspected phneumonia again

I know your profile says you are from 'Grim North' but I thought you lot would have got fucking heating by now

[Detector]

I'm feeling much better but I know ill get it again, ive been told so. this time was really bad. @over carl - exact same thing mate after 2 separate scans etc and 3 specialists. they now think its either the sleep apnoea that I have or small vessels in my kidneys unable to remove the water from my lungs

[Detector]

just got out again 9 times in 12 months or so must be a new record for having pneumonia
really bad again - coughing up brown sludge out my lungs, sats 50%

steveo25 you work in nhs if I get you my nhs unit number can you see how many times I have actually been in since feb 2015 with pneumonia? to pinderfields

[CzarJunkie]

just got out again 9 times in 12 months or so must be a new record for having pneumonia
really bad again - coughing up brown sludge out my lungs, sats 50%

steveo25 you work in nhs if I get you my nhs unit number can you see how many times I have actually been in since feb 2015 with pneumonia? to pinderfields

They'll be giving you your own set of keys and letting you stay in the 'Jimmy Saville Suite'.

[Detector]

That's why I tell them I'm 9

[diablos]

You should keep the weight off you may even have the slightest chance of seeing that tiny penis of yours without a mirror. Get well soon.

[Detector]

I aint seen that since 1986

feeling much better, stronger and determined to get back to normal