just got out of hospital the other day, feeling much better

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been back in hospital yet again with pulmonary oedema, been treated for that and also found out I suffer with sleep apnea. starting to feel a lot better than I have been, now to put all my weight back on as ive lost 4 stone

[ilscuro]

Hope you get sorted soon pal.

[Clubber Lang]

Hope you're better soon mate

[CzarJunkie]

Good to hear you are on the mend mate.

Tarquin, the gypsy who fucks my mum from time to time, swears by an old remedy called 'Shizmabat'. He claims it has been handed down from generation to generation in the travelling community. It's made from equals parts wd40, vimto and old beck water. My mum says it helped with her prolapse. Although she did say Tarquin was the root cause of that so it's only right he helps out in any way he can. I know it's not the same thing, but it might be worth a try?

[BertRoot]

Baseball bat is good to stuff back in a rear prolapse. No line as the grip of the wood helps to drag the goodies back in.

Det did did you not need to lose four anyway?

[ss30]

Hope you get better soon but keep the weight off.

[Detector]

trust czar lol

@bert yeah I suppose as I was 22 stone but I'm 6,4 anyway so spreads well

[Zippeyrude]

glad to hear youre on the mend...

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2000+ emails to sift through wtf?

[Ashley]

2000+ emails to sift through wtf?

Yeah probably midget porn remailers, glad to hear you're getting better.


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I must admit ive had a wank to a few midgets today when I got home

[piggzy]

Good to hear you are on the mend mate.

Tarquin, the gypsy who fucks my mum from time to time, swears by an old remedy called 'Shizmabat'. He claims it has been handed down from generation to generation in the travelling community. It's made from equals parts wd40, vimto and old beck water. My mum says it helped with her prolapse. Although she did say Tarquin was the root cause of that so it's only right he helps out in any way he can. I know it's not the same thing, but it might be worth a try?

I fucking love Vimto. Man and boy, still drink the stuff. Robinsons and Ribena can fuck right off it's Vimto all the way for me.

[Mystical_2K]

glad to hear your on the mend mate, keep up the wanking, should help keep the weight off, if it doesnt then your not being vigorous enough!

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worst part of being in hospital was that I could not use my kindle so I could not hack into their network and watch Netflix or kodi like last time I was in

[akimba]

I fucking love Vimto. Man and boy, still drink the stuff. Robinsons and Ribena can fuck right off it's Vimto all the way for me.

http://www.socialandcocktail.co.uk/c.../cheeky-vimto/
Alcoholic Vimto ;-)

[piggzy]

http://www.socialandcocktail.co.uk/c.../cheeky-vimto/
Alcoholic Vimto ;-)

On the list. Cheers. :-)

[akimba]

On the list. Cheers. :-)

You wont be disappointed does taste exactly the same ;-)

[Squizza]

worst part of being in hospital was that I could not use my kindle so I could not hack into their network and watch Netflix or kodi like last time I was in

Were you in a prison hospital ? The wife was in recently and the whole no electronics rule seems to be out of the window now. It was like Tandy's in there!

[billynoguts]

Well done with the weight loss and get well soon !

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I'm finding my short term memory has been affected, don't know if its the drugs or because of the pneumonia/pulmonary oedema