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    Default Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    This doesn't surprise me at all. If aliens from another planet came and wiped out the human race the average intelligence of life on planet earth would substantially increase. Everyone guilty of stopping for the sake of a game should be fined at least £1000 and have their licence revoked indefinitely for putting other motorists lives at risk. (">

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    Hundreds of motorists travelling eastbound on the M56 motorway faced delays of up to 5 hours today after a Pokémon GO ‘Gym Battle’ broke out in the middle lane near Manchester Airport. Early reports indicate that the driver of a Renault Scenic veered across three lanes before coming to a sudden stop. The driver, with three children in the back, walked out of his car into oncoming traffic holding his phone in the air.

    The popular game has caused widespread controversy following its release, as players are required to travel great distances in the real world to move their avatars in the game.

    Speaking from Westminster this afternoon, Secretary of State for Transport Patrick McLoughlin said: “This is a shocking incident. I believe the gentleman involved was 45 years old and spent half an hour battling with a 9 year old to takeover a ‘Gym’, which happened to be positioned in the middle lane of the M56. May I be the first to call this man a complete quilt”.

    47 people are said to have missed their flights, and the estimated cost to the taxpayer to clear the tailbacks is likely to reach the hundreds of thousands. A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: “This game is ridiculous. Back in my day, if you wanted to walk around looking for big pink dragons and blue tortoises, you’d just take some acid like a normal person”.




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    Default Re: Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    Utter cunt. Simple as.
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    Default Re: Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    Welcome to the HoS

    I saw that earlier and was tempted to post it until I read some other articles on their site. If you read their article on the latest exhibit in Wrexham Zoo I'm sure you will see what I mean
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    Default Re: Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    Quote Originally Posted by Over Carl View Post
    Welcome to the HoS

    I saw that earlier and was tempted to post it until I read some other articles on their site. If you read their article on the latest exhibit in Wrexham Zoo I'm sure you will see what I mean
    That's why I put "Utter cunt". I was referring to BigBird.

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    Default Re: Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    yep it was actually because the police closed the motorway because a man was wanting to jump off the bridge. the people out of the car was wanting to catch their plane from the airport.

    oh and it happened in may.
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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    That's why I put "Utter cunt". I was referring to BigBird.
    Lol. Good bit of backtracking there piggzy. Was hoping to catch a few more with that story until OC intervened. O well. (">

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    Default Re: Chaos as Pokemon Go breaks out on M56

    The last line mentioning acid was a bit of a give away as well

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    “Pokémon GO led me to Rhyl”, complains traumatised gamer




    A user of the phenomenally popular mobile phone game ‘Pokémon GO’ has slammed its creators this week, after one of her missions caused her to walk aimlessly into Rhyl.

    The game, which has taken the globe by storm, requires players to walk around in the real world to move their avatar in the game. Nintendo, who own the rights to the augmented reality app, received the complaint from ‘traumatised’ Emma Jones this morning.

    “Apparently she was so transfixed by the game she didn’t realise that she’d wandered into a pretty unsavoury part of Rhyl”, said a Nintendo spokesman. “By the time she discovered her Pokemon she found herself in the middle of a Post Office robbery. We’re really sorry about this”.

    He continued: “It’s terribly unfortunate that this user was forced to go to a place like Rhyl. By the time she arrived, her Pokemon avatar had a council flat application being processed and a mild coca1ne addiction. That’s not what we set out to achieve”.


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    Don't blame her. When you have a place spawning cunts like Charlotte Church & Ian Watkins you're fucked.

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