My mums just gone into hospital and when I was dropping her off, her mobility scooter was stolen from outside admissions. I got a txt message some hours later from the fuckers who lifted it and they're only holding it fucking ransom. The cunts want fifty doubloons for it's safe return! I've got no option but to pay up, how else will my mum get home from the hospital? My mum has always wanted a Thrustmaster Hotas for playing Elite Dangerous, and I was going to buy her one as a get well present after her operation, but after paying the ransom I'll be fucking potless.
Donations for either the ransom or the Hotas are appreciated. My Paypal email address is babbastabber@ukip.org
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