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    Bad News Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    EXECUTIVE ORDER
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    COORDINATING EFFORTS TO PREPARE
    THE NATION FOR SPACE WEATHER EVENTS
    By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to prepare the Nation for space weather events, it is hereby ordered as follows:

    Section 1. Policy. Space weather events, in the form of solar flares, solar energetic particles, and geomagnetic disturbances, occur regularly, some with measurable effects on critical infrastructure systems and technologies, such as the Global Positioning System (GPS), satellite operations and communication, aviation, and the electrical power grid.

    Extreme space weather events -- those that could significantly degrade critical infrastructure -- could disable large portions of the electrical power grid, resulting in cascading failures that would affect key services such as water supply, healthcare, and transportation.
    Space weather has the potential to simultaneously affect and disrupt health and safety across entire continents.
    Successfully preparing for space weather events is an all-of-nation endeavor that requires partnerships across governments, emergency managers, academia, the media, the insurance industry, non-profits, and the private sector.

    It is the policy of the United States to prepare for space weather events to minimize the extent of economic loss and human hardship.
    The Federal Government must have (1) the capability to predict and detect a space weather event, (2) the plans and programs necessary to alert the public and private sectors to enable mitigating actions for an impending space weather event, (3) the protection and mitigation plans, protocols, and standards required to reduce risks to critical infrastructure prior to and during a credible threat, and (4) the ability to respond to and recover from the effects of space weather.
    Executive departments and agencies (agencies) must coordinate their efforts to prepare for the effects of space weather events.
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    This is a legitimate executive order from the White house, and from my understanding, they are warning us that we are about to experience space weather events, Solar flares, Solar energetic particles(whatever they are) etc which could, wipe out our infrastructure, power grid, water supply etc, and send us back to the stone age.

    My friend Tyler has also released a video about this



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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    I've filled the bath and bought an extra 4 pack of baked beans just in case. Fucking Obama, I bet this is his plan to give all white people skin cancer.

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    LMAO cheered me up that mate cheers

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    got me tinfoil hat n shit all ready bring it on space cowboy!

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    Let's see what Trump has to say about it...


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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    PMSL can just imagine Obama and his wife/boyfriend huddled up in a bath of water....wetting myself...:-O

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    With any survivors took to the FEMA camps...lol

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Let's see what Trump has to say about it...

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    Thanks to Brydo666

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    I'm alive

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    Default Re: Obama Issues New Warning For Earth! 14th October 2016

    Or are you in a holographic world?

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