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    Default Re: Last night on the way home

    was it a flying wasps nest?

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    Lmao dj I'm sat laughing at these comments.
    I know what df is all about and I know loads of peeps would rip the piss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    I was once in the deodorant aisle at Tesco, I went to pick up a Sure for Men roll on, with 50% extra free, but when I got to the checkout, it was Rightguard for women, 25% extra free. And that was the same brand of deodorant my wife, who had left me 2 weeks earlier, used. To this day I've got no idea what happened, and I still have nightmares about it.

    That was 3 years ago and my wife still hasn't come home, the deodorant is still sitting in the bathroom cabinet unopened. I sometimes cradle it in my arms and wonder if it is somehow connected to her in some way. I tell it everything is going to be OK now, because I no longer want to burn our house down with us both in it.
    Ok Norman best get back to that Motel ain't gonna run itself ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Gonna be better than Tim fucking Westwood...


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    Awww whats up wi the Big DAWG hehe yeah "Pimp my UFO" but they still not go the bangin' tunes sorted with the boot full of Subs??

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    Quote Originally Posted by akimba View Post
    Awww whats up wi the Big DAWG hehe yeah "Pimp my UFO" but they still not go the bangin' tunes sorted with the boot full of Subs??
    theres a lot up with that fookin prick

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    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Last night on the way home

    Was it any of these?

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    OMG i think it was the weather balloon!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    Say what you want but we saw what we saw and there is no one that can tell me otherwise.
    If you choose to ignore it and say i'm making shit up or imagined it then fine fuck you im not stupid.
    But i have no reason to lie about this and thought i would just share my experience with you all.

    To those who genuinely believe me thank you.
    To those that don't meh like i care
    It doesn't matter what folks think or say mate.
    Its what you and your misses believes that counts.
    Thanks for sharing.

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