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    Oh Shit CONDOMS

    Cunting fucking wanking pissing arsing bastarding shit pieces of wanking shit . Why the fuck don't they fucking work.

    Fucking fucking fuck. Getting pissed !!


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    Try not being flaccid next time.

    Are congratulations in order, or more points on your abortion loyalty card?

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    Ouch! Ganty straight for the jugular. DF's finest at work.

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    Jaffa here. Here's to fucked up in the 90's...


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    more likely he's got a bit of a turdy bellend. I won't comment on which gender it came from, but you're all smart guys. You'll figure it out ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    more likely he's got a bit of a turdy bellend. I won't comment on which gender it came from, but you're all smart guys. You'll figure it out ��
    Are you suggesting, that while out cottaging at his local park toilets, he was seduced by the ragged arsehole of an aging travel agent named Dennis. And while trying to fuck Dennis, the condom he used was so old, his cock burst through into the well worn rectal canal and became caked with faeces, some of which lodged deep in his jappa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Are you suggesting, that while out cottaging at his local park toilets, he was seduced by the ragged arsehole of an aging travel agent named Dennis. And while trying to fuck Dennis, the condom he used was so old, his cock burst through into the well worn rectal canal and became caked with faeces, some of which lodged deep in his jappa?
    Thats exactly how I read it
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    buhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

    cunts. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Are you suggesting, that while out cottaging at his local park toilets, he was seduced by the ragged arsehole of an aging travel agent named Dennis. And while trying to fuck Dennis, the condom he used was so old, his cock burst through into the well worn rectal canal and became caked with faeces, some of which lodged deep in his jappa?

    Doesn't George Michael still have a house near yours Piggsy?


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    I wish it was up the arse.

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    Strong dose of itchy scrote!?

    He/She deserves a double bagger next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
    Strong dose of itchy scrote!?

    He/She deserves a double bagger next time.

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    Not gonna bother.... wanking from now on.

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    well if were putting the boot in, 10 years from now



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    The 'whole' boot in?!

    Ewwww.


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    If you can't feel skin, It ain't in

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    i was just wondering if he had developed cock rot yet?
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    No rot, but it's never being used again. Still on strike. I know technically it can't happen again right now but I have a thing about not porking pregnant chicks and she is no exception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    No rot, but it's never being used again. Still on strike. I know technically it can't happen again right now but I have a thing about not porking pregnant chicks and she is no exception.
    well if theirs no rot why dont you go back around and slip your bellend into her wonderfully sour blue cheese soaked muff?
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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