Cunting fucking wanking pissing arsing bastarding shit pieces of wanking shit . Why the fuck don't they fucking work.
Fucking fucking fuck. Getting pissed !!
CUNT
Cunting fucking wanking pissing arsing bastarding shit pieces of wanking shit . Why the fuck don't they fucking work.
Fucking fucking fuck. Getting pissed !!
CUNT
raelmadrid (22nd October 2016)
Try not being flaccid next time.
Are congratulations in order, or more points on your abortion loyalty card?
Ashley (22nd October 2016), BertRoot (22nd October 2016), DejaVu (21st October 2016), Mystical_2K (23rd November 2016)
Ouch! Ganty straight for the jugular. DF's finest at work.
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Jaffa here. Here's to fucked up in the 90's...
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piggzy (22nd October 2016)
more likely he's got a bit of a turdy bellend. I won't comment on which gender it came from, but you're all smart guys. You'll figure it out
Are you suggesting, that while out cottaging at his local park toilets, he was seduced by the ragged arsehole of an aging travel agent named Dennis. And while trying to fuck Dennis, the condom he used was so old, his cock burst through into the well worn rectal canal and became caked with faeces, some of which lodged deep in his jappa?
Ashley (22nd October 2016), doughboy (23rd November 2016), Lou_smorals (22nd October 2016), Nikki (22nd October 2016)
buhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
cunts. :-)
Lou_smorals (22nd October 2016)
I wish it was up the arse.
Strong dose of itchy scrote!?
He/She deserves a double bagger next time.
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well if were putting the boot in, 10 years from now
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flanflinger (27th November 2016), piggzy (23rd October 2016)
If you can't feel skin, It ain't in
i was just wondering if he had developed cock rot yet?
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
No rot, but it's never being used again. Still on strike. I know technically it can't happen again right now but I have a thing about not porking pregnant chicks and she is no exception.
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
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