I know, what a fucking thread for a Monday night.

Tapping into the inner domestic goddesses on here.

Is there a king of mops, a mop above all mops, a mop that's been ergonomically enhanced, it no longer resembles a mop

I use a good old fashioned one from Wilkos in '98. It's about time I took the head off, threw it away and keep the wooden stick in the shed for those times I need something to poke at.

What's the rage now? Do we have some kind of power mop? I'm not against a steam type set up, but ones I've use are just a PITA and take a while to set up etc.

Hit up me DF, first, humiliate me, but then feed me!