3 sscousers and 3 mancs set off to watch england,they meet at the railway station where the mancs buy a ticket each.The scousers buy one ticket between them,whats the score there, say the mancs watch and learn say the scousers.They all board the train and the mancs take a seat but the scousers all cram into the toilet.10 mins into the journey a knock at the toilet door, tickets please,a hand comes out the toilet and shows the ticket,ticket collector goes and the scousers come out and enjoy the rest of the journey.Crafty bastards say the mancs.On the way home the mancs have it sussed 1 ticket and on the train,scousers get on with no tickets,whats going on say the mancs,watch and learn say the scousers,the mancs cram into one toilet and the scousers into another,5 mins into the journey and one of the scousers knocks on the mancs toilet door and says tickets please.
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