One day I played a computer game on my computer.

Suddenly, I jumped out of my chair, like THIS!

*jumps out of chair*

*does a forward roll on the ground*

*claps hands and emits Michael Jackson style 'ooh!'*

*drops trousers*

*wiggles exposed penis at reader of this post*

*wears underpants as a bathing cap*

*giggles hysterically and points at everyone else*