Come on now everyone! The stakes are high! That's right, 50 - 5,0, whole pence to the first person to manage it.

What's happened?! It's a crisis situation! There's free TV awaiting for those of us with an Elvis gathering dust in our drawers but no-one's doing anything about it! Who could we call? Is there a symbol we could beam into the sky to bring back DASDL - the 'Batman' of D.F...........but wait.......if he is Batman then perhaps he has an alter ego among us. An aparently normal user with no free tv creating abilities whatsoever....

DASDL, if you are there hear our cry.........WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!!!

(plus youll get 50p)