I'd been out the night before and the beer.
I was sat at work feeling quite ill, I'd been for a shit and it was just pure liquid.
Later on stupidly I squeezed out what I thought was a fart, but not it was shit, runny smelly shit.
Thats right guys I sharted.
So I go to the toilet to survey the damage, its not good, I've shit my pants.
After cleaning up the shit that was stuck in my arse cheeks I tried mopping some of the shit from my pants, but there was too much.
So I decided to bin them, thats right, bin my fucking pants at work cos I shit them.
Spent the rest of the day with no pants and in fear of sharting again.
Not one of my best days.
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