THE 10 HOTTEST FEMALE TRIPLETS OF ALL TIMEThreesome's are nice and all, but the achievement of a "fourgy" is a whole other story. The best approach when trying to achieve a fourgy is to move to a town where hot female triplets live. When you arrive in that town, all you have to do is rob a bank, buy a dope house with a shark tank and a three sports cars. Then have a huge party at your dope house with Van Halen as the special musical guest and invite the hot triplets to your party. Once they arrive at the party, give the triplets a bunch of ecstasy and show them the shark tank in your bedroom. After that, it's on like Megatron. After you're done having sex with all three of them, I've been told that you spontaneously combust because you have nothing left to accomplish on Earth.

#10 The Klimt Triplets - Man, can you imagine trying how fun it would be to try and lick all three "klimt's" at the same time. I wonder if they all taste the same? Wait, was that too crass?


#9 Leanna, Monica, and Joy Creel- You might remember Leanna as "Tori" from the later years of Saved By The Bell. The other sisters act in stuff too, but Leanna is now the best of the triplets because she's a lesbian which means she does hot lesbian stuff with another lesbian.





#8 Nicola, Laura and Alison Crimmins - They're fashion models which means they're all bullemic with coca1ne problems. And we all know what they'll do for more coca1ne.



#7 Cynthia, Christine and Caroline Barbadoro - Affectionately known as the "Romney Girls" because they supported Mitt Romney. When they're not muff rubbing each other, they also pretend to be singers.




#6 Lil, Helen and Kate Armstrong- They all go to Cambridge so that probably means they're all kinda smart. No offense girls, but we prefer our triplets to be stupid.



#5 Marilise, Lilian and Renata Porto- Repeat after me ... "hot Brazilian triplets." Saying those three words is a magical feeling.





#4 Erin, Missy & Mandy Maynard - After a failed attempt at American Idol, the Maynard triplets turned down an offer to pose for Playboy saying that they had "more to offer than they're naked bodies. Yeah ... that won't last.



#3 Vicki Sarah, Rachel and Satterfield- They're famous for posing for Playboy and ... well, posing for Playboy. Oh yeah, and they all dropped out of high school to become strippers.

#2 Erica Jaclyn and Nicole Dahm -The first triplets to ever pose for Playboy. I'd like to go on the record saying that I'd prefer the Dahm triplets over the Girls Next Door.







#1 Erin, Kelly and Lindsay Pierce - They became famous being named Hometown Honeys of the year by FHM magazine. Playboy here we come!