Is it just me?

Was given an X-Box from friend who moved to Oz. How many fucking buttons on the controllers?

Two joysticky things
A directional pad
A wierd Xboxy button
Start Button
Back Button
A, B, X & Y button
Four more triggery things on the front.

What the fuck? All I want to do is pick up a platformer - left, right, jump and shoot!

Remember coinops like Shinobi, Side Arms etc?

Not now - you have to be a fucking octopus to play the fuckers!

At 37 I'm feeling it's all too much - back to Wii Tennis