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    Default fucked me letter to santa up

    i wrote a letter askin for sex....

    i now realize theres gonna be a big fat cunt in a red suit at the end of me bed tonight with his nob out saying "come on i aint got all night"..maybee i should have been more presice in me letter




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    Default Re: fucked me letter to santa up


    so m8 where u santas little sex slave
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post

    so m8 where u santas little sex slave
    he aint been yet leo........you think i should text him to explain...or just take it like a man.


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    Default Re: fucked me letter to santa up

    na m8
    he will have lube in his sack 4 u
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    Default Re: fucked me letter to santa up

    fook it i am stayin up.....

    i dont need...


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    Default Re: fucked me letter to santa up

    lmao
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    Default Re: fucked me letter to santa up

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    lmao

    quite proud as well m8 as i made it up myself....lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by wakadoo View Post
    fook it i am stayin up.....

    i dont need...
    just the way he like em
    alert !!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    just the way he like em
    alert !!!!!!

    so if theres anyone out there without a place to stay tonight....i have room.

    you name needs to be dave though..


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    Quote Originally Posted by wakadoo View Post
    so if theres anyone out there without a place to stay tonight....i have room.

    you name needs to be dave though..
    so ur after a threesome then
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    so ur after a threesome then
    bugger i am getting deeper in the shit here..


    ah....wrong thing to say..


    fook it...

    no no i didnt mean that


    i am doomed....


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    Quote Originally Posted by wakadoo View Post
    bugger i am getting deeper in the shit here..


    ah....wrong thing to say..


    fook it...

    no no i didnt mean that


    i am doomed....
    i just gave u the shovel m8
    u dug the whole
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