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    Funny I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday.

    I said, "Give me all your money now bitch, or you're geography".

    "Don't you mean history?" she replied.

    I said, "Don't try and change the fucking subject".



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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    get your coat!

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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    HOS

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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    Quote Originally Posted by crashtestmac View Post
    HOS
    HOS...? You're kidding...that was quality.....you know you LOVE IT!!!

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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    i liked it when i read it on sickipedia this afternoon.

    Apparently added there 9 hours ago so its a bit of a toss up as to whether it was nabbed from the new posts there or here
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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    LMAO


    was sooo fecking corny deserved to be HOSSEED


    Still made me laugh though

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    Default Re: I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday...

    after your last effort i though it could'nt get any worse,i was wrong

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