- Accountants tattoo
- Alternative tips for life:
- Devil v's God
- English vs Scotish joke
- Dying for a Fag
- vampire bat
- Irish Cabbie
- get off the plane
- The Ring
- Elderly Italian Jewish Man
- Buying Condoms
- squeeze a lemon
- holy water
- on the bog
- quickie
- Ethical Question
- Noahs Ark
- Duck Hotel
- New EU agreement
- Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf
- Growing Older
- three limericks
- A gift for the Mrs.......
- oldie
- Porno Lady Gives Birth