- Train hits sick woman at station
- US fighter plane found on beach
- Rapist's 'spider' defence fails
- Doctors battle to save 'human pin-cushion'
- Platform 'killed Wembley worker'
- Shut up, Spain's king tells Chavez
- Musharraf calls for January poll
- Russian oil tanker splits in half
- Cameron to urge tougher rape laws
- Kanye's mother dies after surgery
- Illegal Immigrants Given Security Posts
- UK - Officially a Shit Hole
- Pay as you Throw Rubbish Scheme
- Tree man may be cured
- Man injures himself changing tyre with GUN!
- Sheilas Put The Mockers On Ockers
- Man 'marries' dog
- Cat's daily routine baffles owner
- Con Man Shoots Himself With Nail Gun
- Murder inquiry into Omagh fire deaths
- langham gets out for christmas -aaaah bless
- Are you scared yet?
- Bike sex man placed on probation
- Russia sect holes up in cave to await end of world
- UK tightens borders with single agency and screening system