- Former South African Leader Botha Dies
- James Stewart was forced to visit a brothel...it's a wonderful life.
- Explosion at Paypal HQ
- Armed officers who killed Menezes kill again
- No fish and chips by 2048
- Why can't our criminals be like the japanese?
- Police flush 2,500 cans of beer
- Scottish stone circles are better than Stonehenge
- Once you've shagged a sheep, don't forget your underwear on your way home.
- Power cuts strike western Europe
- Death penalty for Saddam Hussein
- Drivers cannot leave roundabout
- Worlds Fastest Condoms...
- Briton 'planned massive explosions'
- Pupil 'filmed sex with teacher'
- Woman finds wallet, phone, meets owner at 7-11, ambushed, beaten, robbed, carjacked
- Ugly ass turned down after offering group sex - ends with 14 months in jail
- 'Your fish shop smells of fish and chips'
- Cell transplants 'restore sight'
- Lawsuit of the Day: Let Me See You Sue Like You Come from Colombia
- My baby probably ate her finger or it was eaten by a cockroach, I don't know.
- Having your knee bitten off is crocodile speak for "Please don't take my photo"
- Hero dog
- Democrats sweep the board in US mid-terms
- Young girl shocked by the Incredible Hulks old chap