- Opening start
- motherfucking shittylink
- ****screen
- f'in eb4y
- heinkien
- Little fu(king (unts, need their legs broke
- Coffee
- Red-devil
- Shaving
- Not shaving
- Lose and Loose
- Dry cider
- Nasty Drinks
- Telepathic Controls Pls
- Shut up with the fucking lawnmower
- Abuse of power?
- S hit faced and loving it
- fu(king robbing chav bast@ards
- Missing parts to order
- V***n M***A
- ex VAT prices
- The Feeling - Utter Cunts
- Jowly Fucking Insurance Hound
- My Kettle has broken!
- Fucking Airlines!!!