- I can't bloody sleep
- Bellend blonde whore out of Girls Aloud
- Cunting Plumb shops online
- Automated mobile voicemail...
- I've got something brewing.....
- gordons, how refreshing
- annoying chocolate advert
- Annoying, unfunny turd!
- Misterpopularity
- Shite housed and feeling it
- fu(king passport office
- (unting fu(kers
- Fu(king call centres
- Canon Warranty
- Overcockers are shite
- Jaques Fruit Cider
- thai restaraunt
- Music Single
- Elton John - When did that cunt change his nationality?
- The 'flame pit'
- Estate Agents are useless!
- Medion - Bah!
- Brendon Foster STFU
- Microwave problems
- F'in credit crunch