- I'm sorry, the office is closed.
- Shite Excuses.
- Britains got Zero Talent
- ffs... i hate monday.
- Youtube!
- I love chillis, but....
- So I got banned from Tesco yesterday...
- Went Macdonalds for lunch yesterday
- M.b.e.
- Dent on car
- Mobile phones and Battery...FFS
- Women and cash machines
- Tainted blood
- Tossing Mortgage Lenders
- Pints of guinesse make your strong
- Argh! BT & Tiscali... Useless!
- F'ing rubber neckers !
- orange mobile
- Pet hates
- shoutbox and kindergarten
- Fucking console fanboys
- Fucking BT Broadband!!
- Electronic Arts
- Gordon FUCKING Brown
- Don't you just hate it when people 'Quit DF'...