- Gary, I'm sorry
- Have you ever paid for sex?
- i still laugh then feel guilty again!
- Heartless Children
- Cat murder
- Yes- I blame the moderators
- Turds.
- Jumper wank rag
- Auntie Glenda
- Insurance claim
- Spunk
- To all those girls
- Car park prang
- A guy at works missus
- Ok it was me
- the ladders of shame
- Ornaments and SUPER GLUE
- To my ex I finally confess...
- Tea leaf
- Terrible, I hang my head in shame
- Poor impressionist
- Anti-milk round and mischief
- Advance confession
- Huge appendage
- Having your arse fingered by a bird