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    The Death Clock

    Nov 17 2068 - Is my Death Date

    The Death TesT

    this is aload of bollox but its worth a laugh
    [live=JC%20360]name[/live]

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    oh shit....24/05/2004

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    'Your Armageddon's day is Aug NaN 2069'

    august the NaN? wtf?

    Time remaining: 23832 days, 14 hours, 45 minutes, 3 seconds. ah well, whatever, ages left yet

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    12/08/64 ....

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    Your Armageddon's day is Apr 9 2069

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    Mar 23 2049

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    Nov 14 2054

    thatll make me 88 so I can handle that. <SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--function SymError(){ return true;}window.onerror = SymError;var SymRealWinOpen = window.open;function SymWinOpen(url, name, attributes){ return (new Object());}window.open = SymWinOpen;//--></SCRIPT><SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!-- Beginfunction getTime() {sam=document.timeForm.till.value;now = new Date();y2k = new Date(sam);days = (y2k - now) / 1000 / 60 / 60 / 24;daysRound = Math.floor(days);hours = (y2k - now) / 1000 / 60 / 60 - (24 * daysRound);hoursRound = Math.floor(hours);minutes = (y2k - now) / 1000 /60 - (24 * 60 * daysRound) - (60 * hoursRound);minutesRound = Math.floor(minutes);seconds = (y2k - now) / 1000 - (24 * 60 * 60 * daysRound) - (60 * 60 * hoursRound) - (60 * minutesRound);secondsRound = Math.round(seconds);sec = (secondsRound == 1) ? " second." : " seconds.";min = (minutesRound == 1) ? " minute" : " minutes, ";hr = (hoursRound == 1) ? " hour" : " hours, ";dy = (daysRound == 1) ? " day" : " days, "document.timeForm.input1.value = "Time remaining: " + daysRound + dy + hoursRound + hr + minutesRound + min + secondsRound + sec;newtime = window.setTimeout("getTime();", 1000);}// End --></SCRIPT>

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    jul 19 2065

    that'd make me 85 not bad ..... any longer and id have to start shittin and pissin my self just to get back at the kids lol

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    Your Armageddon's day is Feb 7 2047 :coffee:

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    Your Armageddon's day is March 11 2054. that will make me 83, thats alot longer than i thought.:nowords:

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    Your Armageddon's day is Mar 1 2065
    I will be 89. Now that aint a bad age to die.

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    Your Armageddon's day is Jun 9 2069

    ah well....That will make me 87.

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    11/5/59 so i will be.................ermm 79.............damn thats old think i might go step out in front of a bus and be done with it

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    Feb 15 2060

    82 - Old enough in my opinion
    I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    Your Armageddon's day is Jan 8 2061

    79 fair enough!

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    Oct 4 2064

    That will make me 88!

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    What percentage of your Diet is Non-vegetarian food? - 0%

    When you eat Fish, Poultry and Meat, how is it cooked? - How does that work?!

    Gonna live to 85, not bad.

    It should have a question like 'Do you plan on jumping off a cliff in the near future, and if so on what date?' Would make it alot more accurate!

    Anyway, catch ya later, got something to do and beachy head.

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    Your Armageddon's day is Sep 13 2075

    lol, err thatll make me 88

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    Your Armageddon's day is Nov 10 2061

    That'll make me almost 83 and half ..... doesn't sound too bad.
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    july 15th 2044 that'll make me 82 i can live (or die) with that

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