lettuce, onion and tomato on a burger makes it health food in my book... pussies
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lettuce, onion and tomato on a burger makes it health food in my book... pussies
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/zipper.html
Buhahahaha, the zipper club
I couldn't eat that kinda burger, looking at the pussy dead in the eye I could hammer if I didn't eat that kinda burger.
Although advertising to fat fucks that eventually eliminates fat fucks rox.
Apologies to fat fucks.
Even though I don't mean it.
Even though I do.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/photo/HAG10.jpg
I can't tell if this is the guy from Yo Gabba Gabba, or Moss from the IT Crowd.
It's nice to see that the yanks use propper Tommy Sauce
honestly I carry a fair bit of excess but would struggle to down a single 1/2 pounder with fries. How the phuck do these porkies do it?
I bet that with one bite of that burger you can feel your heart start to strugle
I'd be more interested on munching on the burgers of the little hotties in nurses outifits.
MMM HMM, this IS a tasty burger.
Should have used this joint in pulp fiction.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.jpg
Buhahahaha cooked in pure lard!:D:D
I thought I would add my Heart Attack Grill experience to this thread. The place has changed since the photos above, the food was very good flat liner fries were really good but after the burger I couldn't go back for more. I had gone all that way so I could only go for a quad bypass burger it was the only option for me. It was served up with a 500ml glass bottle of coke which was huge compared to the tiny glass coke bottles we get here.
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8581/img0811u.jpg
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7153/img0812r.jpg
At least they are honest
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4914/img0813k.jpg
The menu, everyone gets to fill one out.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7040/img0816.jpg
And what you get when you ask for a quad bypass, not quite what it looks like in the photos is it? You then go put the healthy stuff on yourself. I declined the healthy stuff.
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3052/img0815c.jpg
Me with my burger, yes they give you a gown and a wristband thing to wear.
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4849/img0817uy.jpg
Well this is as far as I got, I failed and only managed to eat half of the burger so I walked to the car no wheel chair ride for me. This was a serious amount of food, I hadn't eaten for almost 24 hours in the hope of finishing this bugger.
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3741/img0818p.jpg
Not bad for a diet plan? While we were in there a "large" bloke came in, got on the scales and almost broke them so he was over the 350lb weight so he ate free.
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4320/img0824f.jpg
A shot of the nurses, we know this is why we go, I was very surprised to see quite a few women in there without blokes i sort of expected it to be no women.
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2674/img0834.jpg
and the parting shot, it was soo hot outside no one would take my photo so I had to do it myself camera sat on the boot of the car and timer set, I took loads to get the right shot but this is the best one.
i so could eat one of them now good pics :great:
how was the burger as well as nice as you expected?
In the original pic they look far too uncooked for me, LJ's were done to perfection but lacking the extras from the advert shots, seriously tasty looking burgers though, so much i'm now really hungry now....
Did you watch them cooking the burgers and get to close and singe your fringe off by any chance ?
Poor effort LJ. It is on the list of things to do before I die.
It may also be top of the list of reasons why you died! :whistling