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[i]Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Q: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
A: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a wood chuck chuck wood?
Q: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
A: Oh, shut up! [/B]
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