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Caption Competition #4
Starting today we have Caption Competition #4, as before, winner gets a t-shirt from my stock of ridiculosly crap t-shirts (I need a good excuse to get shut of 'em, they are taking up too much room). There's even a few DF t-shirts left so u might be lucky and get one of those.
Here we go, please provide a caption for this photo, and please let your imagination run wild, the more outrageous the better, and the more sexual depravity the better, OK? Remember, deviancy is the keyword here.:
http://www.iko-media.co.uk/dramats.jpg
This caption competition ends on 21/09/02.
**PLEASE NOTE** Caption entries only in this thread please, all other posts will be deleted. Thank you.
**Rules** My decision is final, whether u like it or not. Only UK members will be considered as prize winners.
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Belindas karate lessons soon paid off when a quick roundhouse seen off four drama students in one swoop..
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"Retarts found drooling in community hall"
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You too can scare off attackers if you stick 4 fingers up your ass, pull the chunks out and throw it at 'em!
If that doesn't work then the smell's guaranteed to scare the living fuck out of 'em!
Heck it even made Michael Jackson grow an afro and go black again :)
Look at him as he's about to block the attack with the fishy fingers tactic. shame he forgot he's a geezer
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"Marionette wires entangled during premiere night of new pull-my-cord puppet musical"
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"Everyone get the f**k back, I've got shit on my fingers and I'm not afraid to smear it"
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Is it a film, a book, or a telly programe you crazy fuckers :)
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It's the John Inman fan club enjoying a quick game of twister.
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The new dance the Contortionist W*NK is really catching on
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It was duing the fourth week of teaching football to local spastics that Moria Stewart finally lost her temper while trying to stress the importance of moving off the ball.
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'How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?'
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<p>Pele's sex change left his fans reeling
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queen eats too many mars bars and turns chocolately
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Hands up , all those who want fcukin up the ass
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Madonna single "Vogue" finally catches on in blind schools..!!!
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WOW..this is cool..There's a spider in my underwear !
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The Anal & Hemorrhoid Abuser's class reaction to a group of baby hedgehogs
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The Thursday night Fisting group were stuck after the Vicar locked the lubricant in his office.