Prayers

> > A Girl's Prayer
> > Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > One who's willy's thick and long.
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
> > I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> > And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
> > Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
> > One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
> > In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> > I pray that this man will love me no end,
> > And never attempts to shag my best friend.
> > And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> > I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
> > Amen.
> >
> > A Boy's Prayer
> > Lord
> > I pray for a girl with big tits.
> > Amen
> >
> >
> > A Husband's Prayer
> > Dear God,
> > Keep our wives from shopping sprees and protect them from bargains
>they do
> > not need and bargains they cannot afford.
> > Lead them not into temptation, for they know NOT what they do!
> > Amen
>
> > A Wife's Prayer
> > Almighty Father,
> > Keep our husbands from looking at other women and comparing them to
>us.
> > Save them from making fools of themselves in cafés and nightclubs.
>Above
> > all, please do NOT forgive their trespasses for they know EXACTLY what
>they do!
> > Amen

When you copy and post here then get rid of of the arrows as it looks crap.;) >>>>>>>