confession

*before i paste this joke..i whould like to offer a sacrifice of 3 jaffa cakes to the god of witty jokes. may he save me from Hos and lead me from bitchy replys....Amen.*

ok got this in me email.
i was thinking was much funny...but then what do i know ?




"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Matt Dirney?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Matthew, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it BrendaO'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Kelly?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Matthew Dirney, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot
attend church for three months. Be off with you now."

Matt walks back to his pew. His friend Fred slides over and whispers,"What'd you get?"
"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Matt.

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youknowsit funny clart.

lol, not bad

made me chuckle :D

lol :D

Heard before but still raised a grin :D :tongue

lol, not too bad