Mandela V Bush

> Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,
> croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next
> to him and starts a conversation:
> Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
> Mandela: "Of course."
> Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only
> eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
> rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa." Mandela:
> "Oh Really?"
> Bush: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
> Mandela: "Of course."
> Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't.
> In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels,
> seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it
> to South Africa."
> Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
> Bush: "Of course we do."
> Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
> Bush: "Throw them away of course."
> Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
> them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."