Shamelessly knicked from A.N.Other.
Rangers launch their own TV station !!!!!
First day schedule :
8:00-9:00 Scrapheap Challenge
Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team from the Rangers squad.
9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets
Rangers qualify for the Semi's of the League Cup.
11:00 - 12:00 Faking It
John McLelland pretends to be the chairman of Rangers but will he fool anyone??
12:00 - 13:00 How do they do that?
Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurrences.
This weeks programme concentrates on Craig Moore. Why does it take him an average of 12 fouls before he gets booked? Is he part of some archaic and corrupt underground organisation? Find out.......
14:00 - 15:00 The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonight's special contestants are the entire Rangers midfield.
15:00 - 16:00 Holby City
This weeks episode: "Hypochondriac".
Christian Malingerer is admitted for another hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his mates, but discharges himself immediately when he realises he's missing Tricia and Jerry Springer.
16:00 - 18:00 Film: End of Days
Rangers' realisation that a the cow has been well and truly milked. It turns out that wild profligacy doesn't guarantee success.
18:00 - 19:00 Film 2004
Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week he takes a look at the new release staring Ohno Crampucho and Henning-around-for-the-money Berg in "Grumpy old Men".
19:00 - 20:00 Whose Line is it Anyway?
Ex-Rangers player and Ibrox favourite Charlie Miller discusses drug etiquette at parties and reflects on how Dundee skag isn't as good as that from Glasgow.
20:00 - 22:00 Newsnight Special
Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Friday, watched by the nation. A dazed, dishevelled and clearly bewildered "Honorary" leader being led from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation that the mighty empire he thought he ruled had esembled, and that the game was finally up. Finally knowing that, instead of being loved, he was hated by his own people and laughed at by everyone else...........and John McLelland next to him in the bunker didn't look much better.
22:00 - 22:03 Attacking Highlights
All Rangers' attacking highlights from the first half of the Season.
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