Life or death decision

This scenario arose from a conversation with some friends. heh. what would you do

ok, this is the scenario. The scene is set. Your at work. The vindaloo from last night and the chicken tikka baguette are beginning to work their magic. You make a move towards the gents as the pressure builds. But to your horror, someone else is in the adjacent cubicle. SHOCK! But theres no way on Earth or by Gods mercy you can hold the log of doom in a second longer without re-plastering the back wall of the office. So you position yourself on the mighty porcelain throne and declare yourself king of the adjacent cubicle.

Now the question is...do you:-

a) Politely cover your ring piece with toilet paper in a vain attempt to conceal the sound
or
b) Declare all out war and attempt to blow the adjacent victim off his high horse with a resounding, ear killing bum trumpet salute that would make Napolean's knees tremble.
or
c) Change your mind and decide that the office could do with a new colour

a), b) or c)

lmao option B for sure...then id photograph the "goods" and submit it to ratemypoo.com

Don't really understand where the dilema lies, who gives a f**k who hears you dropping 100 weight of nutty crunch? The louder the fukin better.......... :cartman

option c give a whole new meaning to changing rooms http://www.digital-forums.com/images/smilies/woot.gif

better out than in I say

yeah every day at work i do a dump and other people in the cubicles must hear. be proud youve dropped a log

I cant see many people choosing A or C, I say just let it rip :D

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Originally Posted by CzarJunkie

Don't really understand where the dilema lies, who gives a f**k who hears you dropping 100 weight of nutty crunch? The louder the fukin better.......... :cartman

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:woot: Czar does have his way with words :D


id go for option b myself :thumbs

nik

Your ringpiece must have been like a dragon's nostril after that vindaloo so the quicker the better. b

**** it - drop the bomb :)

Just watch out for the splash back - never pleasant

Declare all out war and attempt to blow the adjacent victim off his high horse with a resounding, ear killing bum trumpet salute that would make Napolean's knees tremble.


You can do anything in front of any person who you'll never want to get in bed.

I Think I Would Have To Show The Other Bloke Who Was Boss And Blow Him Away Just For The Crack Finish Befor Him Wait Till The Next Person Go,s In And Blame It All On Him Befor He Gets The Chance To Blame You

Doesn't this toilet have a sink?

B - If in doubt let it out!

deff B, although after the first wave of strikes the other guy would probably vacate the toilet. Or faint from the stench.

**** I farted and folowed through one day whilst I was in me shop... had to retire to the toilet and send my gimp out for new underwear and jeans... kept me waiting an hour and a half too the little fooker... would have got away with it but I had beige jeans on... and they went squirts green round me sphincter area...

whole episode cost me £90.00

thats just......wrong......