Something Different

A salesman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to
include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why.

He replies, "Just a reminder if I want to try something different."

She grabs a bar of soap, drops it into one of his socks, swings it
in the air, and WHAM !!!! swings it up between his balls.....

After much pain, and gathering his composure, asks....
"Why the hell did you do that?"

She replies, "Oh, just a reminder if you want to try something
different."