My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??
Right .... the bandit is called "Reel For Win".
It is definately being screwed.
It's in my local lush.
We don't give a f*ck cause these lads are nailing the bandit but we want to know how. They can have what they want but we want to know how.
The lad comes in one day every week. He buys a half an orange and water then goes on the bandit. He's a pocket full of quids to start with and puts a minimum of a fiver in ... straight .. before pressing a button. He walks away... every time with 2 jackpots..50 quid. And this is what he does.....
Last night he won the jackpot and somehow he loses it to take a quid. The next 2 spins he dropped the jackpot. 50 quid. I was told last night he does this a minimum in this pub once a week. The f*ucker had the balls to buy the orange and leave it on the bar, win the money and never once drank or even touched the glass. But he got a bitty cockey last night and told us he earns about £2000 a week doing bandits.
I play this bandit and know all tha bar staff. It has not dropped in a week. He nails 2 jackpots after fu*king off one for a quid???
Killer Punch At about half 10 (same night) a lad walks in, buys half a lager and goes on the bandit. Sussed him staight off. Throws a fiver in ... f*cks around for 20 mins then nails the same bandit for 4 jackpots!!!... never touches his drink.. turns, smiles and f*cks off.
6 Jackpots in one day!!!
Now we know these 2 are a team ... and THEY know they are sussed.Thay can carry on but if they don't spill what the f*uck they are doing stuff will happen. You can't have all the regular lads winning/losing as a gamble when they now know it's dodgy.Without a doubt it's dodgy. And it's not the sort of Pub that will ... let say "tolerate" such ongoings.
I want to know whats going on but i don't expect anyone to give me the nod outright (openly)but a bit of a clue would'nt go amiss(pm me)
If it does just boil down to skill and just being shit hot on bandits ... good for them ... but I'm not having it.
Help me out lads
Cheers.
Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??
It Is A Load Of Poo, Theyre All Over The Net. You Pay And Get A Car Imobiliser Key
A Load Of Bollocks To Rip U Off!!!!!!!!
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what a start - a blank post, then a post all caps, now dragging up a REALLY old thread
definitly the new twosheds (planks)
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its your job to teach them the wonders of twosheds, twoplanks! :D
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Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
definitly the new twosheds (planks)
oh no, hes got a long way to go before he reaches your levels
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Doesnt look like a car imobiliser key to me, more like the back of 1 of THESE
Q-Buster
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Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??
Love the Logo Wizz.
"Eyes right, Arseholes tight, Bollocks to the front
We are the boys who make no noise we're only after c**t
we're the heroes of the night and we rather f**k than fight
we're the heroes of the Blackburn Fusiliers................Fusiliers....Fusili........"
We are the BLUES!
BTW..Just spotted this thread.........Which Lusher?
Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??
Sooooooooooooo, how is he doing it?