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    Default Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    I work with a guy who is a pathological liar. Some of his greatest hits....
    I've re-mapped my Citreon Xsara Picasso and now it's a similar BHP to a BMW M3.
    I've had a Kia C'eed 3 years and I've been offered 2 grand more than I paid for it. It's the 7 year warranty, you see.
    My lad's been offered a job at Blizzard after stealing my credit card and buying a load of stuff for his WOW character but making it untraceable? (The lad was 13 years old)
    An engineering company in Denmark has sent some plans for my lad to cast his eye over and see if he can think of any improvements. (The lad was 16 and doing A Levels)
    I've got 6 PS4s in my garage (2 weeks before launch date).
    I've got a Norton motorbike in my garage, worth about 30 grand.
    I've got type 2 diabetes - Continues to eat what the fuck he likes or eats nothing at all, then goes on the sick.
    My lad was the first person ever to rate 100% in a secret shopper test for the shop he works in.
    Buys a tractor and wins the contract to cut the grass on the site of a major steelworks within 10 days.
    Had a massive amount of cash in Icelandic banks but managed to withdraw it days before the financial crisis.
    Has a Kalashnikov in his loft, you know, for close encounters.
    Doesn't need to work but enjoys the company of the lads, even though everyone rips the shit out of him all day.
    Went pheasant shooting with a group of mates, one of them was a jeweller. At the end of the shoot the jeweller brings out a briefcase full of Rolex's and Omega's. One each for everyone.

    This shit is constant, all day everyday. Is there a medical term for this?

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Think it's called 'cunt' and it can be contagious so stay away from the clown as best possible.

    I hate liars...



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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Mythomania or pathalogical liar is the medical term.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Some classics in there pmsl

    Cunts like that make me full of rage.....

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Generally cunts like this have the shittest most mundane life's, so spend so much time thinking of what would make their lifes better it spills over into reality quiet sad really.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    I admire your patience. I would have had to pull him up on at least 1 or 2 of those and publicly ridiculed him until he cried.

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    Personally I love to go along with the bullshitters to egg them on until they come out with something so bad that everyone bursts out in laughter.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Quote Originally Posted by TJB View Post
    I've got type 2 diabetes - Continues to eat what the fuck he likes or eats nothing at all, then goes on the sick.
    That's actually believable. There's a lot of diabetics out there who believe that the medical profession will always come to the rescue and that they can carry on as always.

    Quote Originally Posted by TJB View Post
    This shit is constant, all day everyday. Is there a medical term for this?
    Wiki. Pathological lying (also called pseudologia fantastica and mythomania) is a behavior of habitual or compulsive lying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Over Carl View Post
    Personally I love to go along with the bullshitters to egg them on until they come out with something so bad that everyone bursts out in laughter.
    Yeah, that's my approach. The annoying thing is that he's genuinely a nice bloke and would do anything for anyone.He also came out with the one about his lad nicking a penguin from the zoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJB View Post
    Yeah, that's my approach. The annoying thing is that he's genuinely a nice bloke and would do anything for anyone.He also came out with the one about his lad nicking a penguin from the zoo!
    PMSL... proper prick. Penguin ffs.

    Yeah I would do the same and just keep chuckling to myself. Sounds a bit like one of my in laws.. He has been a funeral director, professional abseiler, knows how to restore classic VW campers, can build a boat.
    His favourite most annoying phrase when asked if he can do something (even the most ridiculous of questions) is "100%" Nothing obviously ever materializes ... Great to laugh about him with everyone else though, even his own family.

    Also dunno if he is like your mate but he is really shit at lying.. e.g tells one story to one person then a different version to the next as though they aren't going to talk to each other. He also forgets his lies and who he's told what, its brilliant.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    We had someone like that in my old office, owned an Aston Martin nobody ever set eyes on and as a part time captain for British Airways. A real Walter Mitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Also dunno if he is like your mate but he is really shit at lying.. e.g tells one story to one person then a different version to the next as though they aren't going to talk to each other. He also forgets his lies and who he's told what, its brilliant.
    Yeah, he once started telling about 5 of us a story about visiting the Everglades in Florida. Goes into every little detail. About halfway through the story he just stopped and walked off. Anyway, everyone is scratching their heads, wondering what it was all about. Anyway, one of the lads pipes up and says ' That was my story. I told him it about a week ago '. He'd just twigged who's story it really was and just fucked off.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Personally I think he's got a genuine talent.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Whatever game he's in, its the wrong one.

    Should be a politician.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Alas Smith And Jones sketch !

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78txOV4_E7w

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    some great bullshit in there, to be fair the blokes probably not got much of a life and is just trying to talk to everyone to fit in a bit more, if he wasnt talking shit so much he would just be telling how good of a wank he had last night and what size womens underwear he fits into when he becomes his alter ego at the weekend: Brenda Bullshit

    im sure everyone has met people like this, personally i love the bullshit - i usually just keep letting them, dig, dig, dig until they come up with something so ridiculous even they know they have overstepped the bullshit mark
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Do you work with Argyll ?
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    I genuinely know a few people like this. Usually harmless. Unless they descend into shit stirring and gossip then I leave them be..no foul no harm. If they fall into the shit stirring then I call them out. I actually think these types are the born story tellers but just don't know how to communicate properly.

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    i remember years ago i had a mate like this and one day i did call him out on the bullshit he kept spouting and to be honest it upset him quite a lot
    i felt a bit out of order afterwards because we all knew he was full of it and it was all harmless enough just a bit outrageous sometimes
    nowadays i just look at it as a bit of entertainment and let them carry on

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    Default Re: Is there a medical condition for lying bastards?

    Quote Originally Posted by tombott View Post
    Do you work with Argyll ?
    Go fuck yourself helmet
    I understand and accept that some people hold opinions that are different to my own. Living in a free and democratic society, I fully embrace and respect their right to be wrong.

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