No one been pissed this year then ?
Are you all drinking milk ?
No one been pissed this year then ?
Are you all drinking milk ?
There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.
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Conservatives. Putting the 'N' into Cuts.
Over Carl (6th May 2017)
I think I'm staying in this Saturday, pissing around reloading windows and stuff on my laptop. Probably gonna go off license in about an hour.
4me2 (6th May 2017)
I've been teetotal since 1998
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The closest I get to being pissed is a lager shandy
Have you joined the DF discord server. https://discord.com/invite/YajVGQxDaw
Still pissed or badly hung over after going out for a swift pint at 4.30ish - didn't get home till 1ocloc k.
Hate jagermeister now. Why did it seem such a good idea last night?
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4me2 (7th May 2017)
Muttleymacclad for Prime minister.
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There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.
http://newsarse.com/
Conservatives. Putting the 'N' into Cuts.
The REAL Muttley Macclad would NEVER complain of hangovers
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Just use enough water to cover your vegetables,the same goes for when you're having a bath....
4me2 (7th May 2017), BertRoot (10th May 2017), muttleymacclad (10th May 2017)
Indeed,not even after 20 pints of Boddingtons !
piggzy (10th May 2017)
Boddingtons ewwwww.... Cat piss !
Used to be really nice. Then Whiteread bought it, closed the Strangeways brewery and turned into some shitty John Smiths clone.
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akimba (10th May 2017)
muttleymacclad (10th May 2017), stevo25 (10th May 2017)
Reckon I only tried the John Smiths clone then cos that is what it reminded me of.
I was a Killkennys fan but it lost the battle to Caffreys and you can only get it in Ireland now... cunts
Proper Caffreys yes. not that weak as piss version they brought out a couple of years back.
I remember when they first got Caffreys in my local, circa 15+ years ago, and me and a mate decided to gave it a go. I recall ringing him up the next morning to say something along the lines of "I had about 6 pints of that Caffreys stuff and I was leathered, it's bloody rocket fuel". To which he replied "I only had 4 or 5, and I've pissed the bed".
piggzy (11th May 2017)
im pissed most days but not on that shit, give me a nice glass of Peroni anyday
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
piggzy (11th May 2017)
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