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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    I have seen those photos and even commented on a few of them

    is the stuff of nightmares for me.
    I can’t look at a picture without feeling sick.

    @piggzy my original post does say I have tried conkers.
    They don’t work!
    maybe our spiders down here are just hard bastards that couldn’t give a shit about conkers?

    We have had a massive influx of those fake widow spiders here too.
    the outside of our house has hundreds of them, only tiny little things but apparently nasty as fuck if they bite you.
    They split theirs a little bit (The conkers ;-) ) You tried that ?

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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    What with this thread and the new man bag discussion I'm tempted to ask xdam to leave a permanent redirect to Mumsnet.

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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    What with this thread and the new man bag discussion I'm tempted to ask xdam to leave a permanent redirect to Mumsnet.
    Perfect solution Ganty. Man bag full of conkers. The spiders will just stay away from you wherever you are.

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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    I went to the amazon jungle a whilst back and stayed in a wooden lodge in Peru. We did a nighttime tour of the jungle using only our headlamps for light. Walked past a tree and something caught my eye.... Something was moving like something out of alien....

    Turns out it was a spider.... Hugging the tree... Yes... Hugging the god dam tree!! Thing must have been about 30-40cn wide including legs.... Had razor sharp claws like a crab. Turns out it was a scorpion spider. I haven't slept well since... Like the picture but the width of a fucking tree....got a photo on my laptop somewhere.. I'll fish it out later
    Spoiler:





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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    Hey goose.


    Spoiler:
    thanks for that cunt
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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    Cat sized spiders lol.

    I don’t mind them to be honest. Generally they eat all the other shitty things l don’t like.

    Hand held Dyson might be cheaper than hypnosis


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    We have a dyson handheld but it means I have to empty the chamber afterwards.
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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    Here you go.... Tree sized spider...
    Spoiler:


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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    lol, some folks in here not gonna like ya for posting that pal.

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    Default Re: Spiders What the actual fuck???

    @CallMeGoose

    Can you please put spoiler tags around images and videos :-) Messes up the loading times of pages without. Have edited for you this time. Cheers.

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