Spiders What the actual fuck???

[piggzy]

I have seen those photos and even commented on a few of them

is the stuff of nightmares for me.
I can’t look at a picture without feeling sick.

@piggzy my original post does say I have tried conkers.
They don’t work!
maybe our spiders down here are just hard bastards that couldn’t give a shit about conkers?

We have had a massive influx of those fake widow spiders here too.
the outside of our house has hundreds of them, only tiny little things but apparently nasty as fuck if they bite you.

They split theirs a little bit (The conkers ;-) ) You tried that ?