Well Iím as you would call a pussy when it comes to spiders.
Even money spiders scare the shit out of me.
so now itís mating season and I live in the Deep South, we are absolutely inundated with the fucking horrible black hairy fucking massive beyond scary bastards.
Tried everything from conkers to vinegar spray and even roasting them with a can of deodorant and a zippo.
Note to self: donít do that again they run fast when on fire!
im not joking some of the ones in our house are as big as my head yes my fucking head!
it makes me want to burn down the house.
i was always told they are more scared of you than you are of them.
Two days ago a humongous fucker ran across the living room towards me no one else but made a beeline for me the little shit.
my missus isnít scared of spiders luckily and even she shat herself at the size of it and threw her iPad Pro at it.
Itís everday we are getting these massive cat sized spiders in the house and Iím at my wits end.
Even the dogs are getting up and moving away from them now where as before they would eat them or chew them up and spit them out.
Now before I waste money would it really help being hypnotised to rid my fear??