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    Ok hear me out.. I don’t mind a posh wank with Handria and Palmela every now and then but since we had baby number two unexpectedly we have opted for using the old rubber Johnny.

    Over the years I have tried the thin ones, the non rubber ones, the ribbed ones etc. But recently when buying some from Amazon I stumbled across these Mutual Climax ones and they are great! However there is a but to them.

    So, now that we are two kids in the old marital right do not happen as frequent as one would like... And when it does it never lasts long..
    Then I found these condoms. They have some sort of numbing agent in them which is where the ‘but’ comes into it.

    I last miles longer now and as a result I appear to be getting sex more frequently! But the numbing agent is weird. You cannot really feel your self climax and afterwards things take about 10 minutes before you get your feeling back. It feels like your fore skin needs pulling.

    If you want to please her and can handle this then I would suggest you try some.

    Honestly, give them a try!
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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Give what a try ? Link ??

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Link to what? One of my home videos or the listing on Amazon?


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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Home video obviously ....

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    If you're not feeling the vinegar strokes what the fuck is the point? Just buy her a dildo and get yourself a sex doll or something.

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    If you ain’t lasting long then you ain’t doing it right!
    I only get it once maybe twice a week but it still lasts 45 mins to an hour.

    I think the foreplay helps it gets you ready and prolongs the experience.
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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    lidocaine or benzocaine found in many numbing medicines like Bonzella
    rub a bit on you tip and your good to go

    I know your partner don't like to swallow but ask them to suck on an extra strong mint whilst perfuming oral on you, has a similar effect

    Google is your friend on this

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Quote Originally Posted by Teajunkie View Post
    If you ain’t lasting long then you ain’t doing it right!
    I only get it once maybe twice a week but it still lasts 45 mins to an hour.

    I think the foreplay helps it gets you ready and prolongs the experience.
    Lie #1 - Twice a week...
    Lie #2 - 45 mins to an hour? Does that include pouring a bottle of wine down her throat, convincing her that she wants it, having a bath and then getting night?
    Lie #3 - Foreplay does help, but I’m so good at giving her foreplay that when she climax’s it pretty much send me to Climax too..
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Sounds like it won't be long...

    Click!

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    She’s had two kids and a massive wizards sleeve.

    damaged goods, no one else is going to want to go there.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    You need to chuck a couple of tampons up there before you start.

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    lidocaine or benzocaine found in many numbing medicines like Bonzella
    rub a bit on you tip and your good to go

    I know your partner don't like to swallow but ask them to suck on an extra strong mint whilst perfuming oral on you, has a similar effect

    Google is your friend on this
    coca1ne.

    But keep some blues to hand.


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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    You need to chuck a couple of tampons up there before you start.
    Once pulled a classy bird and did this...
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Durex Mutual Climax

    Try giving her a donkey punch.

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