I know itís old sorry.
I was at work when I got a message from my neighbour Tom.
ďhi mate I have to confess somethingĒ
Feeling anxious I read on....
For the last two years while you have been at work I have been on your wife.
And now I have such a guilty conscience I must apologise and confess.
Im not a horrible person but I donít get any in my house and Iíll take what I can get.
I hope your in a good mood and we can laugh about it over a beer soon.
So angry and steaming with rage I drove home ran into the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed that bitch maybe 40 times!
i sat there for a while when my phone went and it was Tom again it read.
Lolz bloody autocorrect I meant Wi-fi not wife.
anyway message me back when your ready for that beer mate.