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    DF Super Moderator Teajunkie's Avatar
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    Shit How my wife ended up dead officer!

    I know itís old sorry.


    I was at work when I got a message from my neighbour Tom.
    it read

    ďhi mate I have to confess somethingĒ

    Feeling anxious I read on....
    For the last two years while you have been at work I have been on your wife.

    And now I have such a guilty conscience I must apologise and confess.
    Im not a horrible person but I donít get any in my house and Iíll take what I can get.

    I hope your in a good mood and we can laugh about it over a beer soon.
    Tom.


    So angry and steaming with rage I drove home ran into the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed that bitch maybe 40 times!
    i sat there for a while when my phone went and it was Tom again it read.

    Lolz bloody autocorrect I meant Wi-fi not wife.
    anyway message me back when your ready for that beer mate.
    Tom.
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    Default Re: How my wife ended up dead officer!

    buhahahhaaaa....classic

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